Demon Hussainpuri

Calling all bhangra music producers, established and underground. Are you tired of your record not selling enough units? Did using your Chacha as the lead singer on your title track not give you the “oomph” you were looking for? Well worry no more! Sell your soul to the devil today and you can have a sure fire hit record in an instant.

Slap down a few hundred pounds of your hard earned cash for one of my vocals and you won’t need to do any more work whatsoever! Don’t worry if you accidently purchase a song with deep lyrcial content containing valuable life lessons, since my vocal power is so strong that even placing one of my accapellas ontop of the worst shackled together beat you can get you can possibly find will make it an instant club banger! And we all know the girls love club bangers

With hundreds of satisfied customers already, what are you waiting for? Anyone can be a hit maker with me on the vocals! Even you.

This entry was posted on Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 at 6:02 pm and is filed under urban, humour, traditional, underground. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.