Don’t you just love underground rappers?

Download MP3: K-Deep - Gum Karo

Yeaaa boyeee

Demon Hussainpuri

Calling all bhangra music producers, established and underground. Are you tired of your record not selling enough units? Did using your Chacha as the lead singer on your title track not give you the “oomph” you were looking for? Well worry no more! Sell your soul to the devil today and you can have a sure fire hit record in an instant.

Slap down a few hundred pounds of your hard earned cash for one of my vocals and you won’t need to do any more work whatsoever! Don’t worry if you accidently purchase a song with deep lyrcial content containing valuable life lessons, since my vocal power is so strong that even placing one of my accapellas ontop of the worst shackled together beat you can get you can possibly find will make it an instant club banger! And we all know the girls love club bangers

With hundreds of satisfied customers already, what are you waiting for? Anyone can be a hit maker with me on the vocals! Even you.

Definitely not heavy bhangra! But to them… it’s all about “fusion” - STFU!!!

Heres Gay… sorry, Jay Sean

Looking very studly… does he pluck his eye brows???

And now on to Juggy D… I think Robbie Fowler knows him, and doesn’t like him!
Remember when Liverpool played Everton and Fowler went to the goal line and was sniffing along it… hmm was he maybe talking about Juggy D??
Kids… don’t do drugs!!! Don’t do what these “influential musicians” do - and I use that term very loosely!

I would go on about Rishi Rich, but I think Bopal would be the man for the job!!